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      <title>zev honked https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/g93PN32xMjgGs454Ty</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Sad to say farewell to The Bad Plus, but glad I was able to catch the final tour.</p>
<p><a href="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HCcjqjmrQz87RHDQG8rB3.jpg">Attachment: The Bad Plus performing on stage</a><img src="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HCcjqjmrQz87RHDQG8rB3.jpg">]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>zev honked back https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/32X4HFX7rD4gcBYN1M</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>...and again a year later.</p>
<p><a href="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HB2114Gq538zKY351L76t.jpg">Attachment: guitarist, drummer, and keyboardist performing on stage</a><img src="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HB2114Gq538zKY351L76t.jpg">]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>zev honked https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/TQm29D42wBXpyZd353</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Ways to make a software-rendered (on-screen) digital clock terrible:</p>
<ul><li>use a proportional-width font</li><li>anchor to the right edge</li><li>display seconds</li></ul><p>The combination of all three is both (a) something I've now encountered multiple times in the last 24 hours, and (b) worthy of a lengthy prison sentence.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 20:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>zev honked https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/XZqXYrFW35L8wnLXG3</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Every time I turn my oven on to preheat I think I'm hearing the opening of <i>A Love Supreme</i>.  It's not quite identical, but close enough that I wonder if it's a tribute by a Coltrane fan nestled somewhere in the depths of LG Corporation.</p>
<p><a href="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HBtt6s8Wz12yj2bN62PrV">Attachment: pushing the start button on my oven and the ensuing chime sounding a hell of a lot like the opening four notes of a classic jazz album</a><video style="max-width: 100%!;(string=https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HBtt6s8Wz12yj2bN62PrV)height: auto;"><source src="video/mp4" type="%!s(MISSING)"></video>]]></description>
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