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      <title>zev honked https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/Ml26dcKTBny4DD9pDV</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>A new stapler isn't usually cause for great excitement, but when the old one is <i>that</i> bad (on the left here, utter garbage, not recommended)...it kind of is!</p>
<p>In a dozen or so tests so far, the DeWalt has managed to jam or double-fire a total of zero times, which is about a dozen or so better than the Arrow.</p>
<p><a href="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HFgB161f3fZj3Ws9DL6h4.jpg">Attachment: crappy Arrow stapler and so-far decent DeWalt one</a><img src="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HFgB161f3fZj3Ws9DL6h4.jpg">]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 22:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>zev bonked https://f.duriansoftware.com/users/joe/statuses/117134581675071616</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>`FnOnce` — función que se puede invocar 11 veces</p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 19:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>zev honked https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/6NC21pPr2g1wM3Mq3R</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>why.</p>
<p><a href="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HD56vkr54cKX8HMH4SK4Q.jpg">Attachment: box of assorted sizes of screws and anchors, all matched to each other but with one size having 28 screws and 27 anchors for some goddamn reason</a><img src="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HD56vkr54cKX8HMH4SK4Q.jpg">]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 21:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>zev honked https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/9Thk8v8C66FMJ8QC7T</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Rebirth Brass Band last night; a good time was had.</p>
<p><a href="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HDt32336s12s1kr2SJ7m4.jpg">Attachment: Rebirth Brass Band performing on stage</a><img src="https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/d/HDt32336s12s1kr2SJ7m4.jpg">]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 07:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>zev bonked https://aus.social/users/firstdogonthemoon/statuses/116775560929649118</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Mammals the size of buses swimming around singing. How lucky we are to live on this planet. <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/19/bury-me-in-the-whale-graveyard-let-the-weird-starfish-chew-my-bones" rel=noreferrer>https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/19/bury-me-in-the-whale-graveyard-let-the-weird-starfish-chew-my-bones</a></p>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 09:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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