zev
honked back 22 May 2026 10:50 -0700
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zev
honked back 22 May 2026 10:50 -0700
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zev
honked back 17 May 2026 18:20 -0700
in reply to: https://hachyderm.io/ap/users/115589800071520026/statuses/116592282820022101
@mxshift @trevorflowers I'd be interested -- email me at zev@bewilderbeest.net if it's not already spoken for (I'd say DM on here, but I'm not sure how functional the DM implementation in my activitypub software is, so that may or may not work).
zev
honked back 12 May 2026 16:22 -0700
in reply to: https://social.kernel.org/objects/c2d58ec4-961d-4e52-8dcf-249edfb9ab06
@corbet Once upon a time lines of code seemed like the most jaw-droppingly stupid measure of programmer productivity imaginable...but the industry has managed to outdo itself.
zev
honked back 09 May 2026 19:33 -0700
in reply to: https://chaos.social/users/swetland/statuses/116543809845776875
zev
honked back 30 Apr 2026 12:07 -0700
in reply to: https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116494694620762980
@rk @paul_ipv6 Not sure how new either is, but FWIW I would heartily recommend Compère Lapin for delicious food and the nearby Howlin' Wolf for music (Hot 8 Brass Band are a favorite of mine and have a residency there, though they might be out on tour).
zev
honked back 29 Apr 2026 13:45 -0700
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@rk @agentultra I've certainly read that quote before and always found it a bit mystifying. Even setting aside the question of how successful a dragging it was, in terms of what was even attempted I have a hard time seeing it as anything close to halfway -- seems more like 5% or so at best.
zev
honked back 28 Apr 2026 22:55 -0700
in reply to: https://infosec.exchange/users/JustinAzoff/statuses/116485061941832537
@JustinAzoff @cks a somewhat cleaner solution IMO is
exec startx (which I have aliased in my bashrc as simply x for just that purpose).
zev
honked back 25 Apr 2026 00:09 -0700
in reply to: https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116462357423970287
@whitequark @baloo @be0ba Not exactly the same board, but for another Supermicro of (I think) a similar vintage, there's some info on finding the BMC's UART pins here: https://github.com/Keno/bmcnonsense/blob/master/blog/03-serial2.md And for another tool recommendation, I'll suggest @arj's
culvert -- not for any one specific thing offhand, but a very useful general-purpose "doing horrible things to Aspeed BMCs" Swiss army knife (usable without a bootable host via the Aspeed debug UART interface).
Sad to say farewell to The Bad Plus, but glad I was able to catch the final tour.

zev
honked back 17 Apr 2026 10:56 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/shadower/statuses/116412596014800818
@shadower A recruiter at Tesla recently sent me an email; I sent him this in response:
I regret that I have but two middle fingers to raise in Elon Musk's direction. If you can lend yours to the cause and display them emphatically if you happen to see him I'd appreciate it.
zev
honked back 14 Apr 2026 12:37 -0700
in reply to: https://masto.hackers.town/users/requiem/statuses/116403110214665946
@rk @requiem Can't point to any specific accounts offhand, but the https://oldbytes.space/ instance may be of interest if you're not already aware of it.
zev
honked back 08 Apr 2026 14:07 -0700
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zev
honked back 02 Apr 2026 21:35 -0700
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zev
honked back 29 Mar 2026 14:29 -0700
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...and again a year later.

Ways to make a software-rendered (on-screen) digital clock terrible: The combination of all three is both (a) something I've now encountered multiple times in the last 24 hours, and (b) worthy of a lengthy prison sentence.
zev
honked back 18 Mar 2026 13:59 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/cks/statuses/116246807253993790
Is that not what SIGTERM is? (I suppose it could be argued that a signal that defaults to immediate termination isn't entirely "polite", but hopefully a program that would actually be sensitive to such impoliteness would install a handler for it to do appropriate things before exiting.) In terms of portable mechanisms yes, though on a reasonably recent Linux you can use poll(2) or the like on a a pidfd for a non-child process. (Offhand I don't know of any existing tools that expose pidfds in a shell-convenient way, but if someone were sufficiently desperate I expect a bash extension loaded via
There's no polite general way to ask a process to terminate
you can only easily find out about a child ending if you're its parent.
enable -f could probably do it in a reasonably ergonomic fashion.)
zev
honked back 18 Mar 2026 12:37 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116251577498238984
zev
honked back 04 Mar 2026 12:06 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116172599174687812
@rk I'm inclined to agree with Biscuit's instincts there; that dog doesn't look right. A vet we used to go to had a little wire frame statue of a dog out front, just bent rebar or something. One time as we were going in, despite it being literally about 80% see-through, my dog walked up to it and promptly sniffed its butt.
Every time I turn my oven on to preheat I think I'm hearing the opening of A Love Supreme. It's not quite identical, but close enough that I wonder if it's a tribute by a Coltrane fan nestled somewhere in the depths of LG Corporation.
zev
honked back 02 Mar 2026 11:02 -0800
in reply to: https://scholar.social/users/chalpin/statuses/116159906547497122
@chalpin Is the 10-minute talk duration listed there correct? That seems like an impressive array of topics for so little time...
zev
honked back 23 Feb 2026 12:08 -0800
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zev
honked back 23 Feb 2026 11:40 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116121331980932909
@rk In the vein of complex (and perhaps amusing) human-deity relationships, I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on Joseph Heller's "God Knows". I liked it a lot when I read it, but now it's been 20+ years and I'm thinking I should do so again.
zev
honked back 23 Feb 2026 11:31 -0800
in reply to: https://social.v.st/users/th/statuses/116121077522003538