zev
honked back 21 Jun 2026 09:35 -0700
in reply to: https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/3ds441P486hvH842w1
zev
honked back 21 Jun 2026 09:35 -0700
in reply to: https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/3ds441P486hvH842w1
zev
honked back 21 Jun 2026 09:29 -0700
in reply to: https://social.v.st/users/th/statuses/116788946614385803
@th Looks like it could have been a source of inspiration for Yeats:
A shape with [feline] body and the head of a man
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun
zev
bonked 19 Jun 2026 02:09 -0700
original: firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
Mammals the size of buses swimming around singing. How lucky we are to live on this planet. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/19/bury-me-in-the-whale-graveyard-let-the-weird-starfish-chew-my-bones
zev
honked back 18 Jun 2026 11:21 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116772418079502492
@rk @dysfun If you're bored sometime, look up the errata list for any major processor (Intel, AMD, ARM...). They are...lengthy. And often have fun summary subject lines like, say, "Processor Might Deadlock Or Lose Data".
zev
honked back 11 Jun 2026 12:47 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116733179273635908
@rk @mathew @inthehands Yes, Core Memory is very cool. In a somewhat similar vein I'd also recommend Schlaepfer and Oskay's Open Circuits: https://nostarch.com/open-circuits
It baffles me that so many people can agree with the common understanding that symbolic constants are preferable to sprinkling numeric literals throughout their code, and yet still simultaneously somehow think that space indenting is a good idea.
I keep a dedicated, well-backed-up filesystem for relatively important documents of (at least potential) long-term significance -- mortgage, tax records, job contracts, etc. (This is not terribly noteworthy.) Anyway, recent events have precipitated some somewhat memorable entries in my shell history: (A more conventional name for the latter will probably be chosen in a few months.)
$ cd ~/docs
$ mkdir -p kids/kid0
zev
honked back 31 May 2026 11:41 -0700
in reply to: https://social.v.st/users/th/statuses/116670404545199578
zev
honked back 22 May 2026 10:50 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116619291084125421
zev
honked back 17 May 2026 18:20 -0700
in reply to: https://hachyderm.io/ap/users/115589800071520026/statuses/116592282820022101
@mxshift @trevorflowers I'd be interested -- email me at zev@bewilderbeest.net if it's not already spoken for (I'd say DM on here, but I'm not sure how functional the DM implementation in my activitypub software is, so that may or may not work).
zev
honked back 12 May 2026 16:22 -0700
in reply to: https://social.kernel.org/objects/c2d58ec4-961d-4e52-8dcf-249edfb9ab06
@corbet Once upon a time lines of code seemed like the most jaw-droppingly stupid measure of programmer productivity imaginable...but the industry has managed to outdo itself.
zev
honked back 09 May 2026 19:33 -0700
in reply to: https://chaos.social/users/swetland/statuses/116543809845776875
zev
honked back 30 Apr 2026 12:07 -0700
in reply to: https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116494694620762980
@rk @paul_ipv6 Not sure how new either is, but FWIW I would heartily recommend Compère Lapin for delicious food and the nearby Howlin' Wolf for music (Hot 8 Brass Band are a favorite of mine and have a residency there, though they might be out on tour).
zev
honked back 29 Apr 2026 13:45 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116489725776087472
@rk @agentultra I've certainly read that quote before and always found it a bit mystifying. Even setting aside the question of how successful a dragging it was, in terms of what was even attempted I have a hard time seeing it as anything close to halfway -- seems more like 5% or so at best.
zev
honked back 28 Apr 2026 22:55 -0700
in reply to: https://infosec.exchange/users/JustinAzoff/statuses/116485061941832537
@JustinAzoff @cks a somewhat cleaner solution IMO is
exec startx (which I have aliased in my bashrc as simply x for just that purpose).
zev
honked back 25 Apr 2026 00:09 -0700
in reply to: https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116462357423970287
@whitequark @baloo @be0ba Not exactly the same board, but for another Supermicro of (I think) a similar vintage, there's some info on finding the BMC's UART pins here: https://github.com/Keno/bmcnonsense/blob/master/blog/03-serial2.md And for another tool recommendation, I'll suggest @arj's
culvert -- not for any one specific thing offhand, but a very useful general-purpose "doing horrible things to Aspeed BMCs" Swiss army knife (usable without a bootable host via the Aspeed debug UART interface).
Sad to say farewell to The Bad Plus, but glad I was able to catch the final tour.

zev
honked back 17 Apr 2026 10:56 -0700
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/shadower/statuses/116412596014800818
@shadower A recruiter at Tesla recently sent me an email; I sent him this in response:
I regret that I have but two middle fingers to raise in Elon Musk's direction. If you can lend yours to the cause and display them emphatically if you happen to see him I'd appreciate it.
zev
honked back 14 Apr 2026 12:37 -0700
in reply to: https://masto.hackers.town/users/requiem/statuses/116403110214665946
@rk @requiem Can't point to any specific accounts offhand, but the https://oldbytes.space/ instance may be of interest if you're not already aware of it.
zev
honked back 08 Apr 2026 14:07 -0700
in reply to: https://social.afront.org/users/kwf/statuses/116370856678404466
zev
honked back 02 Apr 2026 21:35 -0700
in reply to: https://social.tchncs.de/users/arj/statuses/116338869283661852
zev
honked back 29 Mar 2026 14:29 -0700
in reply to: https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/23PqT5t62TcHxX2hKp
...and again a year later.

Ways to make a software-rendered (on-screen) digital clock terrible: The combination of all three is both (a) something I've now encountered multiple times in the last 24 hours, and (b) worthy of a lengthy prison sentence.