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zev honked back 04 Mar 2026 12:06 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116172599174687812

@rk I'm inclined to agree with Biscuit's instincts there; that dog doesn't look right.

A vet we used to go to had a little wire frame statue of a dog out front, just bent rebar or something. One time as we were going in, despite it being literally about 80% see-through, my dog walked up to it and promptly sniffed its butt.

zev honked 03 Mar 2026 22:55 -0800

Every time I turn my oven on to preheat I think I'm hearing the opening of A Love Supreme. It's not quite identical, but close enough that I wonder if it's a tribute by a Coltrane fan nestled somewhere in the depths of LG Corporation.

pushing the start button on my oven and the ensuing chime sounding a hell of a lot like the opening four notes of a classic jazz album

zev bonked 08 Feb 2026 02:06 -0800
original: yschaeff@fosstodon.org

You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

Banana, minutes after being engraved by a LASER. Same banana, 12 hours after being engrave by a LASER.

zev honked back 03 Feb 2026 22:12 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116010761793339760

@rk I dimly recall reaching for pax once probably 15 years or so ago because it had some arcane capability I wanted that GNU tar didn't. Haven't touched it since though, I'm pretty sure.

cpio still gets used for Linux initrds though, so if you're the type to end up in situations where you're sifting around in those (who, me?) it might not be all that rare an encounter.

zev bonked 28 Jan 2026 14:26 -0800
original: beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com

TECH WORKERS: There’s a petition calling on our leaders to get ICE out of our cities, and to cancel all contracts with the agency. Sign and share the petition at https://iceout.tech/, and then look for ways to get organized at work.

zev honked back 23 Jan 2026 13:47 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/115946562442819497

@rk My dog has gotten accustomed to having his paws wiped and handles it pretty cooperatively. He'll calmly let me lift and wipe off each one in sequence as he stands there, but for some reason always seems to think we're done after three; the fourth is somehow a surprise to him each time.

zev honked back 22 Jan 2026 21:42 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/cks/statuses/115942566024039165

@cks Seems a bit of an odd exercise -- using FDE in the first place would seem to imply a threat model that includes a local attacker with physical access to your hardware; given that, wouldn't it be fairly simple for such an adversary to extract the (unencrypted) SSH host key from the initramfs and use it to steal the LUKS passphrase via MitM?

zev honked 09 Jan 2026 11:21 -0800

Glancing through @paulmckrcu's perfbook, it occurs to me that the strength/weakness of a CPU architecture's memory model is in most cases reasonably approximated lexically.

How does SPARC compare to Itanium? Well, I comes before S, so ia64 is the weaker of the two.

alphabetically-sorted table of different ISA's memory-ordering properties