zev
honked back 10 Feb 2026 14:59 -0800
in reply to: https://hachyderm.io/users/w8emv/statuses/116048787712130872
zev
honked back 10 Feb 2026 14:59 -0800
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zev
bonked 08 Feb 2026 02:06 -0800
original: yschaeff@fosstodon.org
You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.


zev
honked back 03 Feb 2026 22:12 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116010761793339760
@rk I dimly recall reaching for
pax once probably 15 years or so ago because it had some arcane capability I wanted that GNU tar didn't. Haven't touched it since though, I'm pretty sure.cpio still gets used for Linux initrds though, so if you're the type to end up in situations where you're sifting around in those (who, me?) it might not be all that rare an encounter.
zev
honked back 03 Feb 2026 21:35 -0800
in reply to: https://honk.petersanchez.com/u/petersanchez/h/yWDz26hm8K1mYQHj16
zev
honked back 30 Jan 2026 21:53 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/cks/statuses/115986180864803781
@cks An ASRock system by any chance? (I think they pretty universally use the 0x2f8 port instead of the more common 0x3f8, but perhaps others do so as well.)
zev
bonked 28 Jan 2026 14:26 -0800
original: beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com
TECH WORKERS: There’s a petition calling on our leaders to get ICE out of our cities, and to cancel all contracts with the agency. Sign and share the petition at https://iceout.tech/, and then look for ways to get organized at work.
zev
honked back 28 Jan 2026 13:14 -0800
in reply to: https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/115972851616972085
@david_chisnall @arafel @cstross @bjn @lauren Tangential, but perhaps worth noting: blanks can indeed kill at sufficiently close range. Though yeah, it'd certainly be nice if the antivaxers could experiment on themselves in isolation without inflicting the effects on the rest of society.
zev
honked back 23 Jan 2026 13:47 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/115946562442819497
@rk My dog has gotten accustomed to having his paws wiped and handles it pretty cooperatively. He'll calmly let me lift and wipe off each one in sequence as he stands there, but for some reason always seems to think we're done after three; the fourth is somehow a surprise to him each time.
zev
honked back 22 Jan 2026 21:42 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/cks/statuses/115942566024039165
@cks Seems a bit of an odd exercise -- using FDE in the first place would seem to imply a threat model that includes a local attacker with physical access to your hardware; given that, wouldn't it be fairly simple for such an adversary to extract the (unencrypted) SSH host key from the initramfs and use it to steal the LUKS passphrase via MitM?
zev
honked back 20 Jan 2026 15:30 -0800
in reply to: https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/X43yp7FD2kv7stM1Hn
Subsequent research indicates that this is known as "surface hoar": https://avalanche.org/avalanche-encyclopedia/snowpack/weak-layer/persistent-weak-layers/surface-hoar-2/
zev
bonked 18 Jan 2026 09:28 -0800
original: brianbilston@mastodon.online
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

zev
honked back 09 Jan 2026 11:27 -0800
in reply to: https://honk.bewilderbeest.net/u/zev/h/VR2FLdrK8vjJSX7wgS
Assuming a causal relationship (naturally), the obvious question is its direction -- nominative determinism or merely descriptivism?
Glancing through @paulmckrcu's perfbook, it occurs to me that the strength/weakness of a CPU architecture's memory model is in most cases reasonably approximated lexically. How does SPARC compare to Itanium? Well, I comes before S, so ia64 is the weaker of the two.

zev
honked back 07 Jan 2026 16:49 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.social/users/Grittens/statuses/115853077861292308
zev
honked back 25 Dec 2025 11:37 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/115781800449661243
zev
honked back 04 Dec 2025 13:26 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/115663325501967270
@rk @spiegelmama @GossiTheDog And it's especially hilarious that they renamed the company after it. Like a facial tattoo of a one-hit wonder band, only it's a zero-hit wonder.
zev
honked back 01 Dec 2025 15:16 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/115646579515540839
@rk @cks @mothcompute I believe AFS has a similar mechanism wherein a symlink named (Granted, I wonder if it was really just that support for that particular pattern was special-cased, given what a nightmare it would be implementation-wise and performance-wise to actually execute arbitrary commands in the middle of
@foo resolves to the output of runing foo as a command -- primarily used in the form of @sys, which would point to e.g. linux-i386 or sunos-sparc or whatnot for bin directories and such in the days of more heterogeneous networks. namei() or the like...)
zev
honked back 01 Dec 2025 07:40 -0800
in reply to: https://social.tchncs.de/users/arj/statuses/115627528608328815
@arj Ah, nice...I had tickets to seem them a few years back, but then a certain suddenly-ubiquitous viral pathogen went and mucked everything up.
zev
honked back 27 Nov 2025 09:14 -0800
in reply to: https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/115617039967009578
@rk So obviously the most appropriate place to consume baklava is on the rim of an enormous caldera -- which is exactly what I was doing earlier today, as it happens.
zev
bonked 27 Nov 2025 08:40 -0800
original: benjojo@benjojo.co.uk
This MacOS (APFS?) quirk was mentioned at the pub last night, and I still cannot believe this actually works when I tried it myself
